A Waiter And a Guest

Waiter : What would you like to have ,sir?

Guest : a drink plz.

Waiter : Soft or Hard?

Guest : A soft one.

Waiter : What would you like to have …… fruit , juice, soda , tea ,chocolate or coffee?

Guest : Tea plz.

Waiter : Ceylon Tea Herbal tea or Green Tea?

Guest : Ceylon Tea.

Waiter : How would you likeit ? Black or White?

Guest  : White.

WaiteR : With milk, Whitener or condensed milk?

Guest : With milk

 Waiter : Milk from land cow ,African cow ,or Asian cow?

Guest : Leave white tea . I ” ll take black tea.

Wiater : With a sweet taste or a salty taste?

Guest : With sugar.

 Waiter : Brown ,White or yellow?

Guest :  Forget it .Just give me a cold drink .

Waiter : Coke ,Fanta , or Dew?

Guest : Coke,  plz.

Waiter : Made in Nepal or Indai?

Guest :  I” ll die rather of thirst.

 Witer : Thirst of Love hatred pain or water ?

Guest : SHUT UP..